“Big sexy, mama”

Yrsa, my 7 year old, and her naughty friends, did a Google picture search for “big, sexy, mama,” and the result, says Yrsa, was “oh my God!“

I’m very upset about this.  Back in my days there was no Google and consequently my initiation into the world of grown-ups took a lot longer.  I looked for information (and excitement) in my father’s 34 volume Swedish Encyclopedia.  It was dry reading.  Very dry reading.  Kids these days have it so much easier.  It’s just not fair!  I could have saved years.

It is surely important how you are introduced to sex.  I mean, if your first real knowledge is provided by a picture like the one above, surely that will for ever color — ruin — your understanding of the topic.  For all the faults of a Google picture search, Yrsa is getting a much better introduction.