too many mangoes?

These pages contain my thoughts on life in East Asia — Taiwan above all — on the people I meet here and the things I experience. I was always a closet Orientalist. I want exotic countries to be exotic. After all, what else is the point of them? Since I’ve read Edward Said, however, I’ve learned to be ashamed of this approach to the world. So, I promise, I’ll hold off on the exotica. In particular, there won’t be many references to mangoes. Too many mangoes are a sure sign of travel writing gone wrong.

But there will also be observations on other themes — my family, Europe, Sweden and the UK. Life in academia, politics, and reports on things that I’m writing and thinking.

yours ever,

林瑞谷/Erik Ringmar

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10 comments February 22nd, 2007

Beijing gridlock

Greetings from Beijing!  I should have written sooner but we’ve kept up a pretty hectic schedule of visits to assorted tourist attractions.  The new bird’s nest Olympic stadium is indeed gorgeous, and Chengdu, the Xanadu of Kublai Khan fame, is full of Orientalist wonders, including a 1:2 copy of Dalai Lama’s tempel in Llasa.  At the Great Wall we were accompanied by no fewer than two high-school marching bands from Ohio, U.S.A., complete with cheer-leaders doing splits and waving pompoms. All very bizarre.

Travelling with Taiwanese people — two of whom born on the mainland — gives the trip a distinct flavor.  Every conversation with locals soon turns to topics of cross-straight relations.  Everyone wants to know what salaries people make in Taiwan and what’s happening with the new KMT government.  We met old relatives lost for 60 years — an occasion for mixing tears, laughter, and plenty of the local fiery brew.  The present Chinese leader, Hu Jintao, is OK we all agree, but Mao Zedong was a disaster.

Yes, China is developing and things look very different even from when I last visited four years ago.  Prices are now not that different from Taiwan and there are cars everywhere.  So far we’ve spent just as much time in traffic jams as in tourist spots.  This country better watch it: with only a fraction of the population owning cars there is already a next to total gridlock. Things aren’t helped by the constant police checks — on every highway they are looking for Olympic related bombs.

It seems a certain Olympic fatigue already has set in.  The people I talk to — cab drivers mainly — all agree that the Olympics are over-hyped.  But no doubt that sentiment will change to euphoria once the Chinese volleyball girls start winning their games.

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academic tourism

I’m off to Hong Kong and Beijing today for 10 days.  I’m going with my daughter Yrsa and Zhiben, my NCTU colleague, and his daughter and parents.  We all want to see the Olympic buildings and eat roasted duck.  Trips to Tianjin and Chengdu have been planned, as well as some (light) research for my Yuanmingyuan book.  I’ll be back with updates (god willing and internet connections permitting).

It turns out we’ll be arriving in HK at the same time as the typhoon which recently killed 800 people in the Phillipines.  I’ve been looking at flight information all night hoping for a cancellation.  I don’t like it when I’m tossed around by the forces of nature.

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1 comment June 25th, 2008

language of love

I have the most wonderful language teacher — Chen laoshi.  We meet for two 90 minute sessions a week.  Just me and her in the coffee shop at the NCTU library.  While most Chinese people tend to shake their heads and walk away whenever I speak Mandarin, she understands every single word.  She never laughs at me.  She always encourages me to try again.  Man, man shuo — take your time!  I understand why so many foreigners end up falling in love with their language teachers.  Often they are your only connection to the strange culture that surrounds you.

When I was a teenager in Japan, I relied heavily on ikijibiki, “living dictionaries,” to teach me the language.  “Yes,” I would say to this kimono clad female, “I will indeed make love to you again, but first you have to explain this intricate grammatical pattern.”  Not surprisingly, my Japanese — what little I remember of it — is still very feminine.  Shoganai-yone!

I really don’t miss that teenage lifestyle, but I do miss the opportunity for intimate language exchange. But alas that learning strategy won’t work anymore.  I’m a married man.  However, I’ve come up with a functional equivalent.  The Chinese of my two youngest daughters — Yrsa and Rima — is now pretty good.  I talk to them in Mandarin as often as I can, and I’m learning all kinds of great things, although, yes, my Chinese as a result is becoming quite infantilized.  Laohu de weiba, Rima tells me, means “the tiger’s tail,” and wo bu gei gen ni hao means “I’m not your friend anymore.”  I should try that on a colleague, just to watch their reaction.  “NCTU President, sir, wo bu gei gen ni hao.”

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4 comments June 20th, 2008

in defense of Bill Ayers

Some Republicans are trying to present Barack Obama as having “connections to terrorists.”  The real life reference of this fantasy is that Obama for a while served on the board of the same Chicago charity as Bill Ayers, a former member of the Weather Underground.

The Weather Underground were university kids who in the 1970s decided to declare war on the American government.  They blew up bombs in the Pentagon, in police offices and military installations.  They never killed anyone, except two of their own members.  Their bombs were pedagogical.  They wanted to “bring the war home,” and show Americans what kinds of crimes that were committed in their name.  “To live a regular, American, middle-class life, while your country is murdering millions of people,” says Ayers in a documentary I show students every semester, “is itself a kind of violence.”

I don’t like bombs.  Nasty people — the IRA, Muslim extremists, nail bombers — were constantly trying to blow us up in London and I didn’t like it one bit.  Still it always surprises me why people are so ready to accept government sponsored bombings without any questions.  Although I reject the methods, I fully sympathize with the moral outrage which guided Ayers in 1970.  I also think his crimes were, and are, lesser than the crimes of the American government.  Bush has more blood on his hands.

It’s interesting what happened to the Weather Underground.  Half of them are still in prison; the other half are university professors — demonstrating that prisons and universities are the two places where societies keep their misfits.  As for Bill Ayers, he is today a professor of Education at the University of illinois (and actually a very respected, and respectable, member of the community).

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Add comment June 19th, 2008

big sexy mama

Yrsa, my 7 year old, and her naughty friends, did a Google picture search for “big, sexy, mama,” and the result, says Yrsa, was “oh my God!

I’m very upset about this.  Back in my days there was no Google and consequently my initiation into the world of grown-ups took a lot longer.  I looked for information (and excitement) in my father’s 34 volume Swedish Encyclopedia.  It was dry reading.  Very dry reading.  Kids these days have it so much easier.  It’s just not fair!  I could have saved years.

It is surely important how you are introduced to sex.  I mean, if your first real knowledge is provided by a picture like the one above, surely that will for ever color — ruin — your understanding of the topic.  For all the faults of a Google picture search, Yrsa is getting a much better introduction.

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Add comment June 18th, 2008

age differences

Surely the age difference alone will determine the outcome of the American election.  Obama is 46, McCain is 71.  Americans like to think of themselves as young and forward-looking.  How can they ever elect a man who so obviously can’t look forward to anything much?

It is sometimes said that older people, especially women, prefer McCain.  That can’t be true.  They take a look at their own husbands and ask themselves whether they’d like them to be in charge of the fortunes of the world.  Of course not!  Not that drooling dotard!  They’d much rather vote for their sons.

Actually there should be a constitutional provision which says that no one can be president of the US who doesn’t have at least 10 years reasonable life expectancy after their tenure.  Presidents must be around to see the fruits of what they’ve sowed.  McCain will be tempted to engage in too much après moi le déluge policies (like bombing Iran). Scary!

I’m very pleased everyone agrees Obama is so young.  He will be the first American president who is younger than me.  But only by nine months!  Actually, being a president and being a professor is quite similar in this respect.  You are young until you’re 50, middle aged until 70, and only old after that.  Much better than being a fashion model or a figure skater.  (Not that I ever really considered those careers …)

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3 comments June 14th, 2008

professor Lin?

Who is this “linreigu” dude who writes things on my blog?  Well, it’s me.  It’s my Chinese name.  Every foreigner who settles in China is given a Chinese name.  All Chinese last names consist of one character.  The choices for “Ringmar” were “Lin” or “Ma.”  We picked the former.  “Lin,” or 林, means “small forest” and it’s a picture of two trees.  It’s one of the most common last names in China.  Yes, that’s right, the last name always comes first.

Finding an equivalent of “Erik” took a bit longer.  I was first given “Aiku,” 艾克, which is the standard way in which “Erik” is transliterated.  The problem with this name, my colleague pointed out, is that it sounds too much like the name of a foreigner.  He suggested 瑞谷, reigu, instead. 瑞 means “auspicious” and it features in 瑞典, which is the Chinese name for “Sweden.”  Neat, no? The second character, 谷, or gu, means “valley” and it goes well with 林, my new last name.  Sweden, after all, has a lot of forests and valleys.  Gu also has a philosophical connotation of scholarly withdrawal and contemplation.  Very befitting.

The proper romanization for 瑞谷 is actually “ruigu,” not “reigu.”  Still, I use “reigu” since the spelling is closer to “Erik.”  Romanization is such a mess here in Taiwan anyway.  This explains my email: linreigu@ringmar.net.

I still don’t automatically turn my head when someone calls out for “Professor Lin!” — but I’m working on it.

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Add comment June 14th, 2008

re-education camp with lunchbox

NCTU, my university, monitors all downloads via Bittorrent and peer-2-peer networks.  All illicit student activity is saved in a big log file which the administration can go through if they care to.  They also monitor internet searches for what they suspect is illegal material.  The more internet-savvy students don’t use Bittorrent but ftp transfers, but it’s slower and there is less fun material available.  They also search in Chinese, rather than English, since it’s more difficult to trace.

And the punishment?  Well, people who are caught downloading illegal material are called in for a one-day course on “property rights on the internet.”  All of my students seem to have been to the course at least once.  “It’s OK,” they say, “you get to bring a friend with you, and they give you a 便當, a lunchbox.”  In Taiwan even re-education camp comes with a free lunch.

I, as always, make sure to follow the law.  However, that lunchbox sounds tempting.

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2 comments June 9th, 2008

dragon boats

Today is 端午節, duanwujie, or the Dragon Boat Festival, all over China.  We went up to Taipei expecting a major cultural extravaganza.  It was fun, but more like an ordinary sports competition, with lots of very sweaty team members.  (Much to my surprise I found my two older daughters lingering over where the male paddlers showered their naked upper bodies after the competition  …)

There were lots of foreigners present, lured there, no doubt, by their guide books.  But most Taiwanese stayed away, preferring instead to celebrate the holiday in accordance with tradition — shopping at Costco’s.  Eventually we too gave in to tradition and went off to buy muffins (the guys had put their shirts back on by then …).

The traditional food for the Dragon Boat Festival is 粽子, zongzi, or balls of sticky rice stuffed with different fillings and steamed in bamboo leaves.  They are pretty good.  Still, it’s mainly something old grandmothers make and give away to their grand children.  The grand children, who much rather eat pizza, quickly look for a foreigner to give the zongzi too. Of course it’s very impolite to say no.  With all the muffins and the zongzi, we are stuffed.

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3 comments June 8th, 2008

… next stop the White House!

I’m really, really pleased that Barack Obama got the nomination for the Democratic Party.  Do we now dare to start hoping ….???  Imagine, an American president you can respect and look up to.  Someone you listen to when he comes on the TV instead of shouting back at like we’ve done for so many years now.

I think everyone in the world should have a vote in American elections.  After all, it’s a basic principle of democracy that the people who are affected by a political decision should have the right to elect the person who makes that decision.  We are all affected by the decisions American presidents make.  We should all have a vote (except the people in Iraq who should have two).

How do you think the world would vote in a show-down between McCain and Obama?  My guess is that Obama would win by 96% to 4%.  Doesn’t that tell you something important?  Surely that Obama would be far, far better at restoring the position of the US in the world.

June 8 update: Simon Jenkins makes almost identitical points to me in today’s Huffington Post, although he suspects Obama might win 99-1.  He might be right.

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4 comments June 4th, 2008

no kids allowed

I got this email from the Swedish Trade Mission in Taipei (the people who would be the Swedish Embassy if there were official diplomatic relations between Sweden and Taiwan):

We’d like to invite you to the reception for the Swedish National Day on June 6th. Please send us your reply to taiwan@swedishtrade.se before June 02. Please note that children age under 14 will not be admitted to this formal event. Best regards, Swedish Trade Council in Taipei

Now this is insulting and discriminatory. How can Sweden’s official representatives invite Swedes to the celebration of the Swedish National Day and exclude citizens under 14?  Imagine a similar invitation that excluded people over 65?  How are Swedish traditions to be maintained in the expat community if parents aren’t allowed to bring their children to such events?  Besides, what are these activities in which children under 14 can’t participate?  Group sex probably (see above).

Of course I’d never go to this kind of an event anyway, and I’d never actually bring my kids to it.  Nationalist celebrations make me sick.  I could never understand why we should wave flags, drink toasts and congratulate ourselves for not being born Norwegian, Russian or Japanese.

When I was a kid we didn’t have a National Day on June 6th, only a “Swedish flag day.”  It was nice to belong to a country that didn’t have an official day of chest-beating and self-glorification.  About 15 years ago they instituted this change.  Talk about invented traditions!  This year I’m going to salute the flag of the Republic of China instead and force my childern to eat fried dumplings!

Here, btw, is a clip of a Swedish diplomatic representative in action (yes, they really do speak like this …):

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6 comments May 30th, 2008

taxed

I’m filing my taxes today.  I made 1,162,000 New Taiwan dollars last year.  That’s equivalent to 38,000 dollars US, 19,262 pounds or 229,000 Swedish krona.  That’s about 40% of the salary I made in London.

Still we are far, far better off economically in Taiwan than we were in England.  In part since Diane is working two days a week but above all since price levels are a lot lower here.  (I just had the most delicious lunch for 50 NT — some $1.60).

But it does explain why we can’t afford to go on intercontinental travels much any more.  Our money goes far in East Asia but not very far at all elsewhere.  We’re kinda stuck here — a very nice place to be stuck.

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4 comments May 30th, 2008

out in paperback

Cambridge University Press just confirmed that my book from 1996, Identity, Interest & Action, long available only in hard-back and ridiculously priced at some $130 US, now is out in paperback.  It took 12 long years!  But the price is much better — a mere $27.30 (although that’s still far too much).

This was my PhD.  I got the CUP contract for the book the same week I got the job at LSE, and the same week I met Diane.  All in all that was a pretty good week for me.

A neat thing about the paperback is that Charles Tilly took time out from his fatal illness to write a blurb for the back cover.  Alessandro Pizzorno, my beloved teacher from EUI in Florence, wrote another blurb.  I’m much obliged.

Now I’m just waiting to get my hands on a copy.

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Add comment May 27th, 2008

eurovision

The Eurovision Song Contest just took place in Belgrade.  Some 45 countries are competing — it’s all about hair, heels, muscles, dresses, and yes, songs.  The competition is watched by hundreds of millions of people across Europe, but gay men and pre-teen girls are the only ones who admit to actually loving it.  I have 4 pre-teen girls.  In our house we love the Eurovision Song Contest.

Britain came last again, and Brits are very upset.  Their theory is that various European countries help each other out with points.   The Poles vote for the Russians, the Russians for the Rumanians, the Rumanians for the Poles, etc.  There are two British misconceptions here: 1) that European countries are “friends” and all support each other; 2) that they all try to gang up on the British.  The Brits miss the obvious interpretation: their song was crap.

If you ask most Brits, they invented pop music in the 1960s.  Brit pop is real pop and everyone else’s pop is an inferior version of the real thing.  It’s just like football.  The Brits invented football too and although other countries pretend to kick balls around they can’t quite do it the British way.  According to this mind-set, victories in the Eurovision Song Contest, and victories in the Football World Cup, rightly belong to Britain and if someone else wins it must always be by foul means.

British football glory, like British pop glory, belongs to the 1960s.  It’s starting to be quite a long time ago.

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6 comments May 27th, 2008

nightmare

I had a nightmare.  I dreamed I was sitting talking to two Americans in a bar in Shanghai.  I didn’t know them before, but they seemed like typical stupid foreigners in Asia: sent by their companies, big beer bellies, little cute girlfriends, uninterested in the culture, the history and the language …

Then suddenly one of the guy’s mobile phone rang.  He picked it up and answered in very rapid Chinese.  I didn’t understand a word.  What really got me though was that the other guy, listening to the phone conversation, nodded repeatedly and shouted his agreements in what also sounded like perfectly fluent Chinese.

I want to be alone with my adventure.  I don’t want other foreigners to butt in.  I don’t want anyone to speak better Mandarin than me.  This is my Oriental fantasy, OK?

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how I’m planning to democratize China

With KMT and the new president, Ma Yingjiu, in place, we are all looking forward to more cordial relations between Taiwan and the mainland.  One of the exciting opportunities is for more student exchanges.  We need mainland students very badly.  There are some 350,000 university places in Taiwan but only 200,000 children were born last year.  Where is the short-fall going to come from?  The mainland of course!

I have a super idea for a Master’s degree: let’s set up a program called “Democratization in China.”*  It would teach mainland students everything they need to know about democracy, liberalism, and, of course, China’s history under the Communists.  We would, for example, teach a course about the Cultural Revolution.  Or what about a course on “national self-determination” with Tibet as an interesting case study?  I could even dust off my old course on “The Politics of Resistance” which I taught at the LSE for a number of years.

Democratization in China is a long slog, but this would be my contribution.

* My friend from the mainland suggests that a better title might be “Political Development in a Comparative Perspective.”  He is no doubt right.

June 12 update: Here is a proposal for the program I just put together: MA Program, “Political Development in a Comparative Perspective”

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6 comments May 25th, 2008

Obama babies

Hilary Clinton may have a majority of the votes of the over 65’s, but Barrack Obama has a majority of the votes of the under 1’s.  If you search for “Obama baby” on YouTube you get 1,120 hits; a search for “Hilary Clinton baby” only gives 447 hits.  The verdict is clear: American babies prefer Obama.

The reason, of course, has to do with phonetics.  It’s just so much easier to say “Obama” than “Hilary.”  It is not a coincidence after all that “ba” and “ma” almost universally are the names babies give to their parents.  Even the Chinese say baba and mama for heaven’s sake.

Thinking about it this way, maybe “Obama” does resonate with voters on a subliminal, next-to pre-linguistic, level.  Is it reassuring, or scary, to have your ba and ma run the United States?

(I wonder if our new president, Ma, could have benefitted from the same phonetic advantage as Obama in the recent election.  “Ma,” after all, is a much more basic sound than “Xie,” the name of the DPP candidate).

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2 comments May 21st, 2008

a philosphy of boredom

There are two kinds of boredom, writes Lars Svendsen in A Philosphy of Boredom.  There is the kind of boredom you feel when sitting through a presentation at work which goes on for ever, without pause and without direction.  But there is also the more fundamental boredom which comes from the fact that few of us know how to live meaningful lives.  This is an existential boredom, unique to modern society.

We are all terrified of being bored.  Running away from boredom, we are always on the look-out for new thrills.  We invent extreme sports and extreme perversions, we do drugs and exotic religions; we think nothing of killing, in computer games or in real life.  If nothing else, we watch a lot of TV and have extra-marital affairs.  But before we know it we are bored again.  The next dose of the drug must be stronger and the kick it gives us must be harder.  Thus the restlessness of modern society; its transgressions; its cult of the new; its obsession with fashion; its superficiality and attention deficit disorder.

Orientalism fits here too.  The Oriental was another straw the Europeans grasped at.  The exotic was going to save us from ourselves, from rationality and ennui.

I used to be terribly bored in the little industrial town on the Botnic Gulf where I grew up.  As a teenager I promised myself that I would get out of there and never come back. I ran and ran and ran and I didn’t stop until I got to Taiwan.  Now I’m never bored.  Learning Chinese and raising four kids, there is no time for boredom.  I guess I’ve come as far away from myself as I could manage.

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Add comment May 20th, 2008

China’s future president?

We have a new president in Taiwan.  At 9 this morning Ma Yingjiu was inaugurated.  Yes, he spoke a lot about improving relations with the mainland, about agreeing to disagree with Beijing, and about demilitarizing the whole cross-straights issue.  And — this is great news — there will be direct flights to the mainland as early as in July!

A thought struck me: I wonder if this man one day will be president of all of China.  Surely, the day when there are competitive elections on the mainland, the KMT will do pretty well.  They have name recognition after all, and mainlanders are reportedly pretty excited about Ma.  Still, the guy is 57.  Real democracy in China might take another 20 years …

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Add comment May 20th, 2008

no more child pornography

My “child pornography” post from about a year ago has been topping the list of “most popular post” recently.  I can imagine what kind of people that’s been googling for it.  Yes, the post does contain a fuzzy photo of a very naked yours truly from about 45 years ago.

I’m fed up being the object of other people’s sexual fantasies.  I’m taking that post down (at least for a while).  Apologies to all pedophiles worldwide, I’m sure you’ll find what you’re looking for elsewhere on the web.

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Add comment May 18th, 2008

Apparently the Sichuan earthquake happened 88 days before the Olympic Games are due to start.  Traditionally “88″ is considered a lucky number in China.  It’s associated with prosperity and in SMS messages it’s used as a short-hand for “bye-bye” (8 is “ba” in Chinese and “baba” sounds like “bye-bye”).  It is not a coincidence, after all, that the Olympic games will begin on August 8 — on the eighth day of the eighth month.   But lots of Chinese are now worried that “88″ has changed its meaning.

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Add comment May 17th, 2008

a Chinese edition

It looks like my friend Tsung-Yi has helped me land a contract for a Chinese edition of my blogging book.  How cool is that?

No, visions of selling 1.5 billion copies in the vast Chinese market have NOT flashed before my eyes.  By the look of the contract, I won’t make any money from this version either.  But freedom of speech is a hot topic in “Greater China” and maybe some people will find my experiences interesting.  I’ve never had a book translated before.

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2 comments May 15th, 2008

issues of authority

I asked my students to write something in their blogs about “the worst boss they ever had.”  A surprising number of them wrote about professors they had worked for.  Thinking that professors, on the whole, are pretty friendly chaps, I was surprised.  “It’s obvious,” said the students with one voice.  “Professors never had a proper job in their lives and they don’t know what it’s like to handle people.  They push us around just to make a point.”

Since I moved to Taiwan I have, for the first time, money to employ research and teaching assistants.  I could have a whole slew of them if I wanted.  But I’m useless as a boss. I feel strange asking someone to do something for me that I easily could do myself.  It takes too long to explain what I have in mind and half of the time I don’t have anything much in mind at all.

Or perhaps it’s rather that I have a problem with authority.  I’m instinctively disrespectful of people who have authority over me, but I find it equally impossible to push others around.  Thank god I’m only a professor and not in charge of something important.

I sometimes run into my research assistants on campus and I don’t know what to tell them.  “Yeah, I’ll get back to you next week … Meanwhile, are you being paid? … Just collect the money for now, OK?”

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1 comment May 8th, 2008

the tonghua season

We are just coming out of the tonghua season.  The tonghua, or paulownia, is the flower of a tree which grows in the mountains outside of Hsinchu.  The paulownia produces great wood and this was why the Japanese planted the trees during the colonial period.  The tree is actually pretty unassuming except for during a few exceptional weeks in the spring when it comes out in cascades of flowers which turn entire mountain sides white.  When the petals fall to the ground it looks like it’s been snowing.

The tonghua has special importance to the Hakka people.  The Hakka are Han Chinese but they speak their own distinct language and they have a unique history.  Hakka means “guest” and the Hakka are travellers.  They have spread out over large areas in southern China; they live in Hong Kong, in Canada, and all the butchers and tanners in Calcutta, India, are Hakka.  Hsinchu and surrounding areas too are predominantly Hakka.

When the Hakka people first came to Taiwan only the worst pieces of land were available to them.  Many of them ended up in the mountains, working in the Japanese-run forest industry.  Their lives were hard and they were considerably poorer than the regular Taiwanese.  In the spring, however, the tonghua trees took pity on the woodcutters and their families, showering them in flower petals.  The flowers inspired poetry, but also hope and a sense of resistance. The powers of flowers.

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2 comments May 8th, 2008

what girls like

I know what girls like.  Well, I know what 10 and 12 year old girls like.  They like the new ASUS EEE 900 computer.  It’s cute, it’s friendly, it’s easy to use and to carry around.  Beata in particular has been pestering me about getting one for months.  I promised I would buy one for every daughter who managed to save up 3000 NT ($100).  Saga and Beata did and now we have two more computers in the family.

And make no mistakes about it.  The EEE Pc may look cute, but it’s a very powerful machine.  Even seasoned middle-aged reviewers are drooling over it.  What they all complain about though is the keyboard — it’s too small.  And it is.  If you are a seasoned middle-aged reviewer your fingers are most likely too fat.  But this is the beauty of it!  For a 10 to 12 year old girl the keyboard is just right.  It’s like the computer was made for her, and she knows it.  Saga and Beata are now exploring the internet on computers their parents cannot control.

The next empowering technology project is to get them all a red sports car when they turn 18.  Red sports cars, like cute computers, are wasted on middle-aged men.  I want my girls to pick up guys, to leave them in the dust, to drive off into the sunset, on their own wheels.  Why a red car?  Well, red cars are loud and self-confident.  I want my girls to be loud and self-confident too.

No, we can’t afford a red sports car for each of them.  They will have to pass it onto each other as they, one after the other, turn 18.  Unfortunately paying for an expensive car does mean that we can’t support them financially through college.  But hey, life is all about getting your priorities straight.

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11 comments May 2nd, 2008

Sidney Blumenthal, operator

Of course the Clintons would never stoop to race baiting tactics themselves.  They leave it to their operators to do that - people like Sidney Blumenthal, the man Bill relied on to clean up the Monica Lewinsky mess.

I have personal experiences of how Blumenthal operates.  His niece applied to do a Master’s degree in the program I was in charge of in London.  Unusually, I was sent an applicant’s file not from the Admissions Office, as always was the case, but instead straight from the Office of the LSE Director — at that time Anthony Giddens.  In the file was a handwritten note from “Sid” to “Tony,” making the case that accepting his niece to do a degree at the LSE would be a wonderful opportunity to “continue to deepen our trans-Atlantic ties.”

I was just trying to figure out why the file came from Giddens and why that mysterious note was included, when the phone rang.  It was David Held, notorious important-person wanna-be.  “Did you see the application from Blumentahl’s niece?” he asked.  “Yes,” I replied, “it’s right here on my desk.”  “Well, you should consider it very carefully,” Held continued, “Just read the name again.  It’s BLUMENTHAL, OK?  That Blumenthal.”

Of course I didn’t miss out on such an opportunity to take the moral high ground.  I wrote an email to Blumenthal, Giddens and Held and informed them all that I was in charge of admissions and that I resented any external meddling.  It was totally out of order to slip handwritten notes into a file or to make phone calls pressurizing me.  Besides the niece’s grades were far below what we usually were prepared to accept.

I heard back from Giddens within a few hours and he was very apologetic and could not for the life of him understand how that note got included in the application.  Blumenthal and Held never got in touch.

This, I guess, is how the power elite reproduces itself.

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8 comments April 25th, 2008

Ricky Ray Rector

Reading about Hilary Clinton’s attempts to play the race card, I suddenly remembered Ricky Ray Rector. Rector shot a man in a nightclub in Arkansas in 1981 and killed a policemen who came to arrest him. He then turned the gun on himself, but the bullet didn’t kill him, it left him permanently lobotomized. Rector was first saved by the doctors but then sentenced to death by the courts.

In 1992, Bill Clinton took time off from the presidential campaign to fly back to Arkansas to confirm the death sentence. Democrats, Clinton insisted, “should no longer feel guilty about protecting the innocent.” Yes, Rector was indeed mentally retarded. He left the dessert from his last meal, insisting that he would eat it “after the execution.”  In 2002 the American Supreme Court banned the execution of mentally retarded people, labelling it a “cruel and unusual punishment.”

Ricky Ray Rector was black, and Bill Clinton was worried that the Republicans were going to accuse him of letting black killers go free. White voters don’t like that. This, after all, was what undid the Dukakis campaign in 1988.

The Clintons have a history of walking over black corpses in order to get to the White House. I really hope Obama won’t be one of them. I’m with Michael Moore — if you play the race card, you’ve disqualified yourself for the presidency. Go Barrack Hussein!

(No, I can’t vote in the US, but Diane can, and my four daughters will one day).

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2 comments April 24th, 2008

wedding bells

The power of love … My two former students, Veronica and Styves, just got married in Canada. Veronica is Korean and Styves is from Gabon, West Africa. They met and fell in love when Styves’ father was working as a diplomat in Seoul. But from then on things weren’t easy.

Their respective families weren’t, well, over-joyed by the prospect of their union. Living together in Korea was out of the question and living in Gabon wasn’t easy either. Instead they figured out that they could go to study in Sweden, and that’s where I first met them back in 2002. They moved on to London and did a Master’s at LSE, but afterwards they were, once again, forced apart. Veronica decided to emigrate to Canada and for the longest time I didn’t hear anything about Styves.

Yesterday, however, I got this photo. Styves decided to do the right thing — he flew from Gabon to the Canadian prairie for a quick but by all accounts very romantic ceremony. Isn’t love great?! Best of luck to the two of them.

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1 comment April 23rd, 2008

join M.L.O.P.

Although the Movement for the Liberation of Old Papers is a very elitist group of well-trained paper-liberators, this is not to say that you can’t join. Indeed you can. It’s easy. There are no rules really, and no membership fees.

First, however, we need to know that we can trust you. You need to do a job for us. You need to help liberate an old paper from an archive or a library and to upload it to a public access website such as the Internet Archive or Our Media. Post the URL as a comment here on this page and you are a member! (Maybe I’ll send you a T-shirt or something if I can come up with a good design).

Don’t upload illegal stuff; don’t do anything I wouldn’t do ;-)

Btw, there is an interesting discussion about this at BoingBoing:

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